Exclusive: Gypsy Pistoleros Premiere “King Of Almost Everything” Video

The vanilla music industry has had it easy for too long. While the safe and the sanitized fight over shrinking scraps of relevance, Gypsy Pistoleros are building something far more dangerous… A cult. A movement. A glitter-drenched uprising. In 2026, the world’s only glam punk goth ‘n’ roll outlaws return with their most grandiose, theatrical, and feral statement yet, Dark Faerie Tales, that is due out on the 17th April via The New Church Records and can be pre-ordered on CD and vinyl here. This isn’t retro posturing. This isn’t industry cosplay. This is high-voltage, gothic-glam punk with venom in its veins.

The Gypsy Pistoleros have now premiered the third single from the album, King of Almost Everything, which arrives with a brand new video that is getting its world exclusive via The Punk Site. The track is a savage, cinematic takedown of false idols, hollow power, and blind devotion. A rallying cry for the disillusioned, King of Almost Everything cuts deep into the mythology of modern authority: Dark. Defiant. Unapologetically confrontational. This is Gypsy Pistoleros at their most dangerous, pulling crowns from heads and setting fire to the throne. Produced and co-written by long-time sonic conspirator Dave Draper, their new album is a widescreen collision of glam excess, punk danger, gothic theatre and street-level attitude. It doesn’t politely knock on the door. It kicks it off the hinges.

How do you follow one of the most electric underground rock statements in recent memory? You don’t play safe. You go bigger, darker and louder. Dark Faerie Tales plays out like myth carved into neon splatter vinyl. This is fur-clad decadence colliding with gothic ritual and punk rebellion, a record for outsiders who never saw themselves in algorithm-fed, beige rock. No filler. No fear. No compromise. Just danger… dressed in glitter. Forged in the outlaw bloodline of The Damned, Hanoi Rocks, Killing Joke, and The Cult, and supercharged with the modern insurgency of Yungblud, Gypsy Pistoleros don’t follow trends, they summon storms.

The release of the album will be accompanied by Dark Faerie Tales UK 2026 Tour, the band will also be appearing at Wales’ Beltane Gathering Festival, No Sleep Til Blackpool Festival, Droitwich’s Breaking Bands Festival, Stourport’s Stourjam Festival, and Blackpool’s Rebellion Festival. Tickets for all dates are now available here.