The Kunts Launch Xmas Number One Bid With New Single “Fuck The T*ries”

Satirical Essex punk band The Kunts have returned to battle for the UK Christmas Number 1 spot once more with their new single, Fuck The T*ries, that is now available via The Kunts‘ own label, Tactical Voting Records. Fuck The T*ries is a barbed but factually accurate protest song shining a light in simplest terms on 12 years of Conservative corruption, lies and incompetence.

The song is available in 12 different versions, one for every year the Tories have been fucking ordinary people since they got in. There are remixes by Cassetteboy, Petrol Bastard and Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer to name but a few. There is also a scathing Sausage Roll Cunt Mix featuring the UK’s number 1 stand up comedy podcast Dead Men Talking which references a ‘seedy sausage roll millionaire’ charity fanny rat who has spurious motives for his charity work and was caught groping a woman in a bar. The Kunts have yet to confirm which seedy sausage roll millionaire charity fanny rat the song refers to.

“Considering we’ve had no national press, TV or radio, things are hotting up nicely on social media with people adopting the hashtag #AnyoneButThem not just in reference to the Conservatives, but also LadBaby’s tired, self-serving monopoly of the Christmas chart. Band Aid for fuck’s sake. He actually thinks he’s Geldof! The replies on Martin Lewis’s social media posts about the single make interesting reading.”